The Brookfield Zoo will name a Madagascar Hissing cockroach after your ex.
Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching February 14th. For many people, it is a day to express love and care for a partner. For others, it is a day to immerse non -functioning relationships. If you are in the last category, then you can enjoy finding a way to insult your ex while supporting a zoo.
Many zoological gardens offer love -themed programs for Valentine’s Day. My local aquarium, for example, expects a “this is a Moray!” Sea -themed events for adults in romantic water rituals. This can be very happy for some, especially anyone who deals with a last heart attack. So how about “doo some good” or “Cry with a cocroach” instead?
Name a mouse after your ex
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San Antonio Zoo’s Cry with a Bubrocer Countrach Fundraiser is for adults 18 and more. You can choose from tools ($ 5), a cockroach ($ 10) or a rodent ($ 25) and nominate it symbolically to your ex and feed on a zoo resident. As a return, you get a Valentine’s digital card and the gloomy pleasure to know the name of your ex was consumed by a hollow snake, porcupine, kangaroo or bird. Rodents are frozen before and live roaches are sourced from professional breeders.
Name a loud Madagascar kacabu
This charming kacabu at the Brookfield Zoo can be named for your ex.
Brookfield Zoo in Brookfield, Illinois has plenty of cockroaches throwing in Madagascar. These Jumbo roaches are known for their sounds of protective friction. The zoo will name one of these absolute units after your ex for a $ 15 donation. Check out the discovery of the zoo of a Naming Board on Valentine’s Day by sharing the first names of all honors. Buburres can also be for happy people. Zoo allows you to choose to name roach after someone special or not so special.
More cockroaches
If you want to support numerous zoological gardens or if you have a lot of exes, then you can also participate in promoting a valentine with a fuel name with the Louisville Nature Center in Kentucky. The center of nature will feed your rotation $ 10 on a yellow sliding turtle with a bell called Francis.
The Bronx Zoo in New York offers its $ 15 promotion, but takes it a step further with a collection of dealers that includes a Beanie Roach or a Raach Fanny package. The Zoo recalls Valentine’s celebrations that the cockroaches that grieve Madagascar are fuzzy, hardcore, unbreakable, unique and charming. Indeed, this is a romantic kind.
Poo
Buburres are popular, but dragging insects are not your only option to properly honor your ex. DOO Some good initiative from the Fort Worth Zoo in Texas offers lovers despise the opportunity to “throw flowers and chocolate this year and choose something a little more organic”. For $ 10, the zoo will cost a weak pound on behalf of your ex and send you a digital certificate to mark the honor.
Zoo partners with a third party to compost the abundant amounts of waste created by its animals. Talk about putting “ex” on “excrement”.
Feed your ex memory in a bear
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If cockroaches, rodents and pits are not doing it for you, then you can throw $ 15 to name a superworm. The Columbus Zoo in Powell, Ohio will feed the worms for its eating, Randhir and Heiderose bears. “Not only will you laugh well, but you will also support the care of world -class animals and vital storage efforts,” the zoo said. The zoo will make a special valentine video of the beetle larvae bears.
These naming opportunities are a way to turn the heart into mood. It may also be cathartic to send the name of your former flame -flame down the gills of a hungry animal. This is more productive than just deleting your text story.